Who we are

Our website address is mommyswebpage.com.

What personal data we collect and why we collect it

We don’t want to collect anything, but WordPress requires an e-mail address before you can post.  We don’t know what we are supposed to do with your e-mail address.  We don’t have a newsletter or anything like that.  We don’t want to have or share your personal information.  Your personal information is personal.  You have the right to remain silent.  Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.


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We would also like to thank these Bakersfield attorneys who helped offset the cost of hosting this webpage.